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ON THE TBN
(a parody of "Sunny Afternoon" by the Kinks)

The IRS is after me,
For livin' in such luxury
Forgot to pay them all my tax in April

If I lose my show
And no one sends me any dough
I might be in country jail next April

Save me save me save me save me Jesus
I been makin' money trying' just to please us
Well, I love my life of luxury
Livin' down in Orange County
Looks like things are comin' to an end
I'm on the TBN, On the TBN, On the TBN

 I'd like to be the president
Don't ask me how your money's spent
God and me, well, you'll just have to trust me

We'll have prayer in school
I'll be using every tool
Making sure that they don't ever bust me

Give me give me give me all your money
I gotta keep on livin' in the milk and honey
I drive the best Infinity
Screw the vows of poverty
Stealing from the women and the men
On the TBN, On the TBN, On the TBN

Save me save me save me save me Jesus
I been makin' money, trying just to please us
Well, I love my life of luxury
Livin' down in Orange county
Looks like things are comin' to an end
On the TBN, On the TBN, On the TBN

1999 James Underdown


Lyrics to "On the TBN" as performed by THE HEATHENS at Atheists United's Reality Revival may be shared freely with other Freethinkers, but please credit Jim Underdown and The Center for Inquiry-Los Angeles and provide a link back to our site.


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